decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

blackberryshawty:

crime_mob-ill_beat_yo_azz.mp3

(Source: snuh)

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

thesoundofmyotpgettingmarried:

Thor is me when the doctors want blood tests

(Source: romanoffss)

"You can buy the music or steal the music, as long as you fucking feel the music."
— Tyson Ritter (via snorlaxatives)

(Source: stophavingsexatconcertsyouslut)

thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

(Source: nolongerthecityofpaper)

kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

(Source: shinymetapod)

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)